It was wild, the Northern Territory in the 70's. I remember the drive to Darwin and the billboard size sign on the way, a big picture of a Brahman bull and bold text proudly announcing: "You're in Cattle Country, Eat Beef You Bastards".
Darwin was flattened by Cyclone Tracy, martial law was declared, all the good folk evacuated to the safety of southern cities and replaced with hippies, misfits, mercenaries, anyone running from something or someone. The abandoned semi-destroyed houses made great squats - some guys moved into blocks of flats and joined them all by knocking holes in the walls between them.
Many of these guys listed their profession as 'Lion Tamer' and as there were no lions to be tamed in Darwin, the government could not find them a job and so they supported them with social welfare payments.
But if you did want to work, you could be almost anything you wanted. There was such a shortage of labor that they would take you at your word, so, say you wanted to be a painter. You would tell the foreman you were a painter and after a day you would be fired because you weren't really a painter. But you'd learn enough in that day to last two days at the next job, and then four and then a week and eventually you'd really be a painter.
Maybe some guys became doctors that way and lawyers and so on.
But I wanted to be a buffalo shooter. So I figured if I went a long way away, right out in the bush, it would be hard for them to fire me or maybe they wouldn't have the heart to, or maybe they would be impressed that I went all the way out there or something and let me stay.
So I called the boss out there, the bloke who owned the plant and chillers and trucks and had the contract to shoot the Bullman buffalo. I had to call him on a radio phone, because all they had there in those days was a radio and the conversation was kind of like "I hear you're lookin for shooters, over" "what?, over" "YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SHOOTERS? OVER", "you a shooter? over", "been shooting donkeys over the west, over", "okay come on out then, over and out"
Now Bullman is right out in the middle of the bloody bush, maybe 200 or 300 km of dirt road without a single service station, shop, nothing. Just scrubby bush and scrub bulls and corrugated dirt road that goes on and on and on.
When I finally reached the station an Aboriginal bloke came out and gave me directions: "Go down this road a couple a miles and he lives in the big house with a swimming pool."
He must be doing alright for himself. Big house with a swimming pool all the way out here. It was a bloody old caravan near a small waterhole. Nice spot though. I stayed there for a couple of years. Shot buffalo there, caught buffalo there. It didn't matter that I lied, they kind of expected that anyway. This was the Northern Territory.